I puked a lego.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Boobs speak an international language.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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