Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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