I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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