plz talk dirty to me
you would pick up someone in the library
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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