you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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