i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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