2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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