using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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