Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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