oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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