Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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