when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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