I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I intend to get homeless drunk
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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