you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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