so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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