Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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