"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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