Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
