i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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