I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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