I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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