Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
