dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You don't make any sense
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