i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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