she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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