ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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