Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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