What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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