No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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