There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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