Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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