I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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