return my video game
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
im on a boat
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