You really coming over, don't trick.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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