If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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