No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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