Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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