I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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