Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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