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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe

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dude her dads dead and she was sad and all u care about is hookin up

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 6:11pm

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- boooooooo! her dad died but it didn't say he just kicked the bucket you sanctimonious prick
  
  Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 3, 11 at 11:19pm
  
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You're shit's weak dude. What the universe did was give you a prime opportunity to comfort her! (and by "comfort her" I of course mean "get all up in that, raw dog")

Submitted by JoePapi on Apr 10, 10 at 3:33pm

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- I hate to agree with this guy, but as a woman, that was my first thought too. /c:
  
  Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 10, 10 at 4:26pm
  
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- Preach on, brotha!
  
  Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 13, 10 at 4:09pm
  
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take that, random jerk!

Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on Apr 10, 10 at 2:56pm

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You're a tool.. I'm a guy. And even I think this is low.

Submitted by dylan12ak on Apr 11, 10 at 5:29am

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Shit happens bro. Buck up and play like a champion next time. No excuses.

Submitted by jericho911 on Apr 14, 10 at 11:07am

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why do we fall down? so that we can learn to pick ourselves back up.

Submitted by BroKing on Apr 11, 10 at 12:05am

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Sucks to be you

Submitted by rorasaur on Apr 11, 10 at 12:34am

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wow that sucks so badd

Submitted by kara420 on Apr 10, 10 at 3:31pm

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I'm confused as to why everyone thinks this guy is a jerk. Her dad is going to be dead forever. Does that mean she is never going to want sex again? No, it just sucks that the music came on at such a terrible time. As for her and her friend, this guy has nothing to do with that. I feel for you man.

Submitted by Virgin4Lyfe on Apr 11, 10 at 8:25pm

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I find this to be fuckin hilarious so suck a dick haters

Submitted by rainnmakerr on Apr 12, 10 at 11:38am

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Well you probobley diserve it for pissing of the Universe.

Submitted by Tsarbomba on Apr 10, 10 at 7:32pm

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have you ever considered she was lying so she DIDn't have to sleep with you?

Submitted by VivoVita on Apr 14, 10 at 11:18pm

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Ooowwwwwnneddddd bitch

Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 10, 10 at 4:03pm

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Fuck you to the person who talked shit on Kansas City. 816 is where its at

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 7:20pm

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Ouchhh

Submitted by littlec_36 on Apr 14, 10 at 11:49am

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*hugs* I hope it helps.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 11:41pm

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10000Get!

Submitted by guff1991 on May 12, 10 at 3:20pm

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How selfish can this guy be? Fucking asshole

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 3:38pm

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u r a bummhole

Submitted by imsavagefuckers on Apr 11, 10 at 11:11am

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You are the reason women think guys are shallow.

Submitted by yeah_im_shy on Apr 11, 10 at 3:15am

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Joe papi do you live in California?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 9:36pm

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Sucks to be you. And her. Think about it from her perspective! You deserved to be cockblocked, you insensitive jerk.

Submitted by maynard on Apr 11, 10 at 1:03am

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I'm a Kansas citian. Can't wait to move.

Submitted by louboutinlvr on Apr 11, 10 at 8:17am

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too far...........

Submitted by allday on Apr 15, 10 at 5:12pm

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That's what you get for living in Kansas Shitty.

Submitted by ROFLstfu on Apr 10, 10 at 4:08pm

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I know someone who was about to fuck some girl when her father who she hadn't seen or talked to for ten years walked in

Submitted by incendie on Apr 11, 10 at 10:59pm

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Tottally not gettin any for a couple of days haha

Submitted by rag77 on Apr 11, 10 at 7:00am

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Hahaha that's sucks

Submitted by sexyperuvian711 on Apr 11, 10 at 12:01am

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I'm with JoePapi. You dropped the ball buddy, better luck next time.

Submitted by knomye on Apr 10, 10 at 5:31pm

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Duuuuuuuude.... Sucks bro.

Submitted by CloroxTaco on Jun 29, 12 at 1:40pm

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Dude you should have stopped after the text

Submitted by superbassman on Apr 13, 10 at 8:48pm

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@Hiphopppodeuirggvmpotomus, why is this guy a jerk? For wanting to sleep with someone? Maybe it was his girlfriend. Seriously...

Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 10, 10 at 5:42pm

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Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 3, 11 at 11:19pm

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Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 10, 10 at 4:26pm

Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 13, 10 at 4:09pm

Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on Apr 10, 10 at 2:56pm

Submitted by dylan12ak on Apr 11, 10 at 5:29am

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Submitted by allday on Apr 15, 10 at 5:12pm

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