you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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