lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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