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(404): View more from Georgia

So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.

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(954): View more from Florida

my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.

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(940): View more from Texas

The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"

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