Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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