and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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