you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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