so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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