he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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