my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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