Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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