my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
