i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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