he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
third nipple confirmed
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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