I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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