Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize