I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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